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03:14 pm: Well this sucks a lot of ass..
I just popped in here (the internet lounge for a few minutes, get a little drink and see my e mail...

But it seems that fate wants me to stay longer.

Why do you ask do I think this way?

Well. I will tell you right now.

I wanted a drink of Dr. Pepper so I bought one. As I walked back to my seat, I slid on the floor ever so slightly, but I didn't fall or really jostle for that matter. But, I guess... wait... I know that was enough for -it- to happen. As I sat down and thus opened the bottle of pop, it fizzed out and spilled into where of all places? My crotch. That is right boys and girls, It looks like I've pissed my pants and the room is filled with people. No one seemed to notice what had happened. I have my wet crotch hidden well under the desk of this computer and I am not interested in letting people think that I've pissed my pants. So, I shall wait. I shall wait until my pants dry and my crotch won't be so damned dark and you know... lose that pissed in look.

So, I take it everyone is doing well? That this event has given some one out there a giggle at the very least.

Current Mood: annoyedIt's not wee wee....
Current Music: none

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From:thepoppet
Date:October 7th, 2009 04:03 pm (UTC)
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I may be a Gramma, but YOUR the one needing "depends" ~razzberries!~
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From:thetzimiscechef
Date:October 8th, 2009 03:23 pm (UTC)
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Well, I do have a lot of living to do... BUT IT WAS DR.PEPPER NOT PIDDLE!!
XD

<3 you Granny!!
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